Shoe puns

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Cheryl Neoh

• September 17, 2019 20:15

At a boring party and need to liven up the vibe? 

You're bound to get some grins (or groans) with these:

• What did the hat say to the shoe? “I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot”.
• I used to work in a shoe recycling centre. It was sole destroying.
• A friend couldn’t tie his shoelaces, so I’ve sent him to boot camp.
• Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes. It’s no small feat.
• I’ve run a shoe repair shop with my friend for years. He’s my sole mate.

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  Jeremy Korman

  • September 18, 2019 21:24

  If you are the choir conductor directing a frog chorale, you better be wearing open-toad shoes.

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  Susan Chaika

  • September 18, 2019 21:48

  How do hipsters talk about shoes? They...

  

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